Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I could fuck to npr.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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