So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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