my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You are the jesus of drinking
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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