508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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