White coat. Heels.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
