Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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