I need help removing her.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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