My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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