vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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