why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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