You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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