Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Barsexuality is the new black.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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