At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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