apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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