he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
