16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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