wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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