I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i will never coherently bang her
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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