I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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