no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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