i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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