worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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