He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Is it penis luge time yet?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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