Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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