Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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