What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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