Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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