yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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