But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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