"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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