Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
my poor anus
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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