When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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