just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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