i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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