New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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