Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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