hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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