It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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