Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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