I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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