we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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