help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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