She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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