Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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