I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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