did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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