Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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