Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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