So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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