if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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