If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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