I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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