remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
