There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I wish i was in the wii world.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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